Saturday, June 11, 2005
Proposed New Immigration Policy
Apparently four of the the cuban vintage taxi boat refugees will be permitted to stay in the U.S. When I saw the headline, I hoped it was because the government officials were so tickled by their creativity that they decided to waive the immigration laws. The real reason is far more mundane: they have valid immigration documents.
But it did give me an idea to institute a new refugee immigration policy. I think we should award legal status to a certain number of refugees each year who come up with the most creative methods of entering the country. One requirement, of course, is that physical harm to any person or animal will result in automatic disqualification.
Maybe it could be a reality TV show with callers voting on who they think should win.
But it did give me an idea to institute a new refugee immigration policy. I think we should award legal status to a certain number of refugees each year who come up with the most creative methods of entering the country. One requirement, of course, is that physical harm to any person or animal will result in automatic disqualification.
Maybe it could be a reality TV show with callers voting on who they think should win.
